Ten steps that will guarantee not only that more people will visit your site, but will want to keep coming back!

“Happiness is like a bucket of marmalade… sometimes people wear sandals” 
Orignal image from soothingpictures.blogspot.com

“Happiness is like a bucket of marmalade… sometimes people wear sandals” 

Orignal image from soothingpictures.blogspot.com

I think it might be Lupus…

I think it might be Lupus…

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Tweets of the Day

I’ve felt for some time that if people can’t accurately sum up what they do for a living in a tweet-length message (and be happy with it), then they’re not very happy with their lives.

I’d ask why you were talking to me, but that would mean my acknowledging you exist - Wanker With Glasses

I’d ask why you were talking to me, but that would mean my acknowledging you exist - Wanker With Glasses

It’s clear you’ve spent some time forming that opinion; which makes it all the more troubling - Wanker With Glasses

It’s clear you’ve spent some time forming that opinion; which makes it all the more troubling - Wanker With Glasses

You clearly enjoy talking. I’ll just sit quietly until you reach the conclusion the rest of us did ten minutes ago. - Wanker With Glasses

You clearly enjoy talking. I’ll just sit quietly until you reach the conclusion the rest of us did ten minutes ago. - Wanker With Glasses

Please, don’t let me impede what could otherwise be construed as ‘my turn to speak’ - Wanker With Glasses

Please, don’t let me impede what could otherwise be construed as ‘my turn to speak’ - Wanker With Glasses

Have you ever considered an alternative? Suicide perhaps…? - Wanker With Glasses

Have you ever considered an alternative? Suicide perhaps…? - Wanker With Glasses

My decision to call you egotistical was loosely based on the twentieth time you mentioned yourself - Wanker With Glasses

My decision to call you egotistical was loosely based on the twentieth time you mentioned yourself - Wanker With Glasses