July 2011
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Antiduckface.com →
A pioneer in the fight against that stupid “sexy” duck face women feel the need to pull. You don’t look sexy! You look like a constipated satsuma!!!
Escalofriantes imágenes de un hombre siendo...
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Loot at her. Does she have a penis? No? Then she’s LYING!
– Ed Kirby (via squidvonlipwig)
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Listening to a Dutch person trying to sing sexily is like being stroked by a...
– Luke Nyland
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Why the hell would I want some water when there’s perfectly good coffee...
– Luke Nyland
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Bloody stupid bloody metric system!
The shower in my hotel has metric degrees on it. What the hell ever happened to good ol’, tried and tested Red-Blue!?
So now I’m presented with the task of trying to have a shower without suffering second degree burns…
I remember people saying that 30 was really hot, so I decided to stay as far away from that bad boy as possible. WHAT!? The gauge only goes down to 25!? Are...
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When does it stop being an Oxfam advert and start being child pornography?
– Luke Nyland