A pioneer in the fight against that stupid “sexy” duck face women feel the need to pull. You don’t look sexy! You look like a constipated satsuma!!!
Escalofriantes imágenes de un hombre siendo...
Loot at her. Does she have a penis? No? Then she’s LYING!– Ed Kirby (via squidvonlipwig)
Listening to a Dutch person trying to sing sexily is like being stroked by a...– Luke Nyland
Why the hell would I want some water when there’s perfectly good coffee...– Luke Nyland
Bloody stupid bloody metric system!
The shower in my hotel has metric degrees on it. What the hell ever happened to good ol’, tried and tested Red-Blue!? So now I’m presented with the task of trying to have a shower without suffering second degree burns… I remember people saying that 30 was really hot, so I decided to stay as far away from that bad boy as possible. WHAT!? The gauge only goes down to 25!? Are...
When does it stop being an Oxfam advert and start being child pornography?– Luke Nyland