Person: "Have you got 's phone number?"
@J4myy: "yeah, 0800-FAT"
How badly do I speak?
At McDonald's this morning...
Me: Hiya, can I have a sausage bagel meal with a hot chocolate, please.
Him: Sausage bagel?
Him: joo wanna make that a meal?
Me: yes please.
Him: What drink joo want with that?
Me: ........ hot chocolate, please.
Him: Eat in or take out?
Me: Take out, please.
Me: *waving arms around* take out
Him: *gives me a look like I might bite if I get too excited, then walks off*
Moral of the story - "We don't understand your kind, Outlander."
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