I’ve had just about enough of receiving emails from people who are supposedly starving Kenyans who need my help.
SO many of them say “I saw your profile and thought you could be my angel”. Seriously…? Even if you are a starving Kenyan (with a surprisingly strong grasp of English), looking at my profile (on ANY site) would not give you that impression. If anything, looking at my profile would make you think I’d be the first person to laugh at your misfortune.
SECONDLY, how the hell are these ‘starving Kenyans’ who are ‘hanging onto life’ with ‘tears in their eyes and sorrow in their hearts’ even ABLE to email me!? I can’t imagine the Wi-Fi in the middle of the bloody bush can be all that great! Unless, of course, they’re using 3G on their smartphones like all the other poor buggers in the third world.
GRRRR! Do these people (who are probably Koreans in an office) honestly believe that anyone out there is going to be stupid and gullible enough to give them any money!?
- Once again, me and my mate James (@MrOKenobi) were having a chat.
- Me: Did you hear about the bloke who invented segways?
- James: Yeah
- Me: Amazing, isn't it? It's like the bloke who invented toasters getting killed by a loaf of bread!