January 2012
93 posts
Llamatastic.com 100th Post Giveaway! →
To celebrate my 100th post on Llamatastic.com I’m doing something very uncharacteristic and giving stuff away for nothing! Click to find out more!
“Automatic spell-check makes me write ‘counts’ a lot”
– Mark Walker (@CrispyXUK)
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D'you reckon Prof. Brian Cox talks like that all...
Friend: Cup of tea, Brian?
Brian Cox: What's AMAZING is how just...FOUR ingredients can MASH and MIX...to create something...so BEAUTIFUL...so CALMING...something that AFFECTS our LIVES so greatly but we don't even REALISE how much we rely...on that...one first cup...in the morning...
Friend: ...right. Biscuit?
Brian Cox: Isn't it INCREDIBLE how something...invented HUNDREDS of years AGO...can be so PERFECTLY matched...to a HOT LIQUID...created COMPLETELY INDEPENDENTLY...surely, THAT is a mystery...of our MYSTERIOUS...and BEAUTIFUL...universe.
Friend: ...for fuck's sake.
Overheard at Little Chef
Waiter: just so you know, our special today is chilli and rice
Woman: AWESOME!!!!!!!
Waiter: would you like that then?
Woman: no thanks, just eggs on toast.
“A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively...”
– Dexter - Dexter’s Laboratory. This suddenly popped into my head after years!
The down side of having a Tumblr queue
You find a thing, try to bring it to people’s attention, make a witty observation, or at least attempt to add something to it: in the time it takes for it to be posted, a million-and-one people have found it, done every joke to death, and think you’re arriving late to the party.
