Her: (talking about paint shopping) “I was so overwhelmed by the different varieties of white that I decided to just put them all down and walk away!”
Me: “you just described the Final Solution…”

svveden:

rnints:

svveden:

i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds

i have no regrets

neither did ron

This couldn’t have been ANY better!

(via dinosaursandpancakes)

note-a-bear:

shokoshik:

notnadia:

scottfriday:

at least now i know what i’m going to look like in 30 years.

PICARD AND JANEWAY RIDE A CRUDE 21ST CENTURY GO-KART

This picture is everything.

He’s helping her get the chicken

This picture is magical. This is what magic feels like. 

note-a-bear:

shokoshik:

notnadia:

scottfriday:

at least now i know what i’m going to look like in 30 years.

PICARD AND JANEWAY RIDE A CRUDE 21ST CENTURY GO-KART

This picture is everything.

He’s helping her get the chicken

This picture is magical. This is what magic feels like. 

(Source: bringtheruckuss, via foreverafaberrian)

mrmanager:

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Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers

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ryanjjohn:

E L James, excited about the release of the trailer for 50 Shades of Grey, turns to the internet to see the reaction. Her brow furrows as she reads the less than enthusiastic responses. She closes her laptop. How should she feel about this? She doesn’t understand. Why the snarky comments? Why do…

Word Disassociation

suddenly got this in my head after many years!

(Source: youtube.com)

Spam email for penis enlargement

Y’know those emails you get about penis enlargement, and all manner of other weird and wonderful things that people JUST need your credit card details for…? Well, I just got one with the subject line “P.E.N.I.S..E.N.L.A.R.G.E.M.E.N.T…P.I.L.L.S” I was just about to hit the ‘clear spam folder’ button, when I noticed that Outlook had already loaded the email’s content. What I saw was so intriguing that I had to keep reading.

It wasn’t addressed to anyone, it didn’t have any links to click on; it was just a plain-text email. It said the following:

Family again he leaned against him looking.
Here when he needed help feeling more.
Watch it from behind her voice. Homegrown dandelions by not be alone.
Psalm homegrown dandelions by Judith Bronte.
Does it was out all right.
When he stood there was tired sigh.
Such an old woman matt. Good time to happy to feel better.
Okay maybe even know it made Beth. Excuse to another man in front door. Leave but held her nursery. Such as long have this.
Carter was not wearing them.
Tell him over his head.
Proverbs homegrown dandelions in front door.
Please god and Fiona said. Instead she would call me Beth.
Hope we can she looked up Ryan. Gave her head in good morning. Okay maybe that led her hands. Biting her feet away with. Okay then took to help.
Please Matty is your feet.
We both of some time Beth. Someone else she had been thinking. Calm down the store with Ethan.
Lott said anything from your brother. Went through the house in front door.

Before any smartasses feel the need to fill me in; I’m perfectly aware this is a garbled copy & paste of a Judith Bronte piece. However, I think whichever Chinese spammer thought of mangling it in this particular way ended up creating something beautiful. But… I still don’t want any penis enlargement pills, thank you. 

bariannonsensical:

xshiromorix:

deducecanoe:

granadabrettishholmes:

marta-sherlock:

Because of that smile. Photo Granada Holmes’s “The Greek Interpreter,” taken from this photo set.

Because of the man.

The smile of a man who has done something naughty.

Every other Holmes can go home.

Brett was the best Sherlock.Sorry Cumberfans, but he does not measure up in the damned slightest.

Heartily agreed

bariannonsensical:

xshiromorix:

deducecanoe:

granadabrettishholmes:

marta-sherlock:

Because of that smile. Photo Granada Holmes’s “The Greek Interpreter,” taken from this photo set.

Because of the man.

The smile of a man who has done something naughty.

Every other Holmes can go home.

Brett was the best Sherlock.

Sorry Cumberfans, but he does not measure up in the damned slightest.

Heartily agreed

Still one of my favourite musical numbers. Never goes too long without it popping into my head!

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