McVities Marketing Meeting

  • Chairman: OK, we need an edgy, memorable name for our flagship biscuit. Something that not only says how tasty they are, but also highlights some of our unique selling points. Any ideas?
  • Marketer: Well.... it's possible to digest them....?
  • Chairman: Brilliant! Nobody else has thought of that!

jainz:

I was walking home and I could see my neighbours sitting outside, so I gathered my resolve and when I reached them, I said fairly confidently, “Morning!”

It’s 7:30pm.

I think I’d better name my child… - Imgur

I think I’d better name my child… - Imgur

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books (x)

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Realistic Mario: Brick Block

"Luigi, NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

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Her: (talking about paint shopping) “I was so overwhelmed by the different varieties of white that I decided to just put them all down and walk away!”
Me: “you just described the Final Solution…”

svveden:

rnints:

svveden:

i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds

i have no regrets

neither did ron

This couldn’t have been ANY better!

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note-a-bear:

shokoshik:

notnadia:

scottfriday:

at least now i know what i’m going to look like in 30 years.

PICARD AND JANEWAY RIDE A CRUDE 21ST CENTURY GO-KART

This picture is everything.

He’s helping her get the chicken

This picture is magical. This is what magic feels like. 

note-a-bear:

shokoshik:

notnadia:

scottfriday:

at least now i know what i’m going to look like in 30 years.

PICARD AND JANEWAY RIDE A CRUDE 21ST CENTURY GO-KART

This picture is everything.

He’s helping her get the chicken

This picture is magical. This is what magic feels like. 

(Source: bringtheruckuss, via foreverafaberrian)

mrmanager:

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Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers

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